JoJoisms

JoJoisms Year in Review

Okay, so I’ve only been blogging JoJoisms since 8/28//2013 so I don’t have a full year in review, but let’s review the Top stories by popularity (most number of comments and presumably the most number of giggles). Counting backwards from ten to the number one: 10. Here Lies My Flip Phone was a post about […]

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An ARIDzona Moment

In case you don’t happen to live in the desert of ARIDzona (or inside your oven), let me share with you this ARIDzona Moment: A few weeks ago, I was celebrating my birthday.  I was 49 again on my way down from 50 the previous year.  It was still Monsoon Season (anywhere from late July, […]

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It’s my birthday and I’ll DE-age if I want to!

Today is my birthday and it’s now official.  I’m DE-aging.  Last year I wrote the following JoJoism: JoJoism#17 “Age is just a number. So after 50, I’m going to begin counting backwards. I wonder how long it’ll take me to pass my kids on the way down?” JoJoisms: Revealing Life’s Truths…as I think of ’em! […]

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Menopause Parking

One of my favorite comedians is Chonda Pierce and I’m going to share some of her stand up with you all today.  Why?  Because tomorrow is my birthday and I’m in the middle of the menopause experience right now. It’s not for the faint of heart.  And neither is Chonda so buckle up!  Here’s Menopause […]

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It’s September: How many of you are older this month?

September is my birth month.  I’ll be older this month.  How many of you are celebrating a birthday this month?  Do you feel older?  Are you a Spring Chicken?  Has your chicken sprung already?  Have you been well seasoned?  Or has your goose been cooked? I was thinking about how I’m now entering the second […]

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