Peri Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Exercise!

Written By: JoJoisms - Jul• 20•15

MadDidja ever wonder why it is we GAIN weight, Peri People? This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.  Peri don’t need no stinkin’ exercise!

Or we shouldn’t!  Does this sound familiar?

You’re running downstairs to take care of something important, something urgent, something…you can no longer remember.  So you slowly walk back up the stairs trying desperately to remember what you forgot when you suddenly do!  So you sprint down the stairs again only to forget why half way down.  So you cautiously walk back up when the thought flies through your mind once again.  Now you race down the stairs repeating a key word or phrase designed to help you remember, at least long enough to reach your intended destination, but alas…


You are cooking dinner and forgot to take out the chicken, so you head for the refrigerator when, suddenly, you remember you also forgot the pepper.  You forget the chicken, but since you also forgot the pepper, you continue to the fridge in the hopes you will remember SOMEthing!  You don’t, so you change direction to the spice rack, but you’re now looking for the chicken.  Suddenly you remember chicken is in the fridge so you change direction so you can get the pepper.  It’s not there, though you don’t know why, so you go back to the spice rack to get a spatula.  Then you remember you don’t need a spatula, so you head back to the fridge, only now it’s 9pm, you’re tired, and you can’t remember the way to your bedroom.

Aside from all of this “exercise,” we can even make our own sauna!  So I say, Peri don’t need no stinkin’ exercise!

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  1. Peri Don says:

    awesome blog site

  2. JoJoisms says:


  3. I love it 😀 I don’t need exercise either.. living on fifth floor without elevator!

  4. JoJoisms says:

    Oh wow! Reminds me of The Big Bang Theory. Lol

  5. Tanya says:

    That’s funny and does sound like something I have gone through

  6. JoJoisms says:

    I knew you would relate!

  7. Elise Morch says:

    Thanks you so much for that! I think there is way more to the story than we read here. It’s like a good poem or poetry that can be read so many ways. I think you should always check multiple sources before jumping to a conclusion. Best wishes!