Suicidal Banana

Written By: JoJoisms - Sep• 24•13

BananaSo the other night I woke up at 3am and went downstairs to contemplate my insomniatic state when, halfway down the stairs, I heard a thump!  Listening carefully and walking cautiously, I rounded the corner and went half way down the pathway between my kitchen pony wall and the couch.  Hearing nothing further and being in a state of half slumber, I went to the couch and counted sheep.

After a valiant try, I emerged three hours later to discover a banana had apparently jumped off the banana stand (on the kitchen pony wall) and did a swan dive into the middle of the pathway about two feet from where I had stopped walking three hours earlier.

I picked up the suicidal banana and put it back on its perch, contacted the local chapter of the Banana Suicide Hotline.

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  1. Carla says:

    You must have missed the sign that said “Kamikaze Bananas” and bought those instead of the plain old stay-on-the-counter bananas. 😉

  2. JoJoisms says:

    I’ll do that next time. LOL

  3. I ponder the reason you branded this posting, “Suicidal Banana

  4. JoJoisms says:

    Read the post again. You’ll see.