Most people know they won’t keep their New Year’s Resolutions before they utter them.  Here’s a partial list of resolutions nobody keeps:

* Lose weight

* Stop smoking

* Hold my tongue

* Control my temper

Nobody keeps New Year’s Resolutions so why not make realistic ones and keep your word?

* Gain weight

* Keep smoking

* Speak before I think

* Lose my temper

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* Eat more candy

* Spend more money

Happy New Year and you’re welcome! 😀