JoJoisms

JoJo’s March Review

Written By: JoJoisms - Apr• 02•21

In case you missed some of my famous JoJoisms this month over on my Facebook fan page, I give you the March Review! This is the BEST of my latest and greatest JoJoisms.

February’s Best JoJoisms!

Written By: JoJoisms - Mar• 02•21

Hey, JoJoisms fans!
Here are the best of February 2021’s JoJoisms:

Here are the new JoJoisms I created:

Here are some I recreated or updated in visual format:

And here are some pictures I found that sparked a bit of creativity in the caption:

A look back: Best JoJoisms from January 2021

Written By: JoJoisms - Feb• 02•21

The year was off to an interesting start with Corona Virus and messy election results, but my sense of humor remained in tact and I felt my age creeping up on me. As I thought about how I’m getting dangerously close to 60, this thought kept rolling around in my head until I wrote it out in a meme so here you are:

This next series of JoJoism memes was created by looking at pictures and coming up with a sort of theme or tag line. Which is your favorite?

This next couple of photos was in reaction to the fact that the manufacturer might have devised a better way to keep the weighted silverware used by folks with Essential Tremors to make it easier for us to eat, might have thought a bit about their packaging. See…you can only eat easier with these utensils if you can GET THEM OUT OF THE BOX! lol

This next picture came up in my Facebook memories. It’s my son’s attempt to drive his sister crazy a few years ago when she asked him to set the table. After all, she didn’t specify how these items should be placed now did she? lol

Lastly, there was this Winter Storm Warning alert on my husband’s cell phone that said it was currently snowing and that flurries would be stopping in 20 minutes. While the specificity of the 20 minute time frame was a commendable professional feat, the fact that it wasn’t, in fact, snowing at the time kind of rendered the weather report mute. Either that or we just have a lot of invisible snow here in Indiana.

Best of JoJoisms Dec 2020

Written By: JoJoisms - Jan• 06•21

I created some new JoJoisms this past month. Some are just a play on words and some are weird JoJo thoughts that just came to me.

November 2020 Review

Written By: JoJoisms - Dec• 02•20

These are the best JoJoisms of November 2020:

September/October 2020 JoJoisms

Written By: JoJoisms - Nov• 02•20

A JoJoism Little Secret

Written By: JoJoisms - Sep• 29•20

This JoJoism was actually a remake of two different JoJoisms I wrote a while back. The first one was, “When a man gets grey hair, they call him distinguished. The feminine form of that word is OLD!” The second was, “If your husband is distinguished, chances are you are OLD!”

However, just this month I decided to put the two of them together as I thought it would make a bigger impact. What do you think?

By the way, my husband is distinguished! Is yours? LOL

Did you guess which JoJoisms were remakes? Here’s the answer!

Written By: JoJoisms - Sep• 22•20

So, last week I shared some of my latest JoJoisms from August of this year. If you’re a regular JoJoisms reader, you might have been able to guess which ones were brand new and which ones were remakes. Did you guess right?

Here are the new ones:

Here are the remakes:

Did you guess correctly? Which ones are your favorites?

Best of August JoJoisms

Written By: JoJoisms - Sep• 15•20

I have been busy both creating new and revamping old JoJoisms. Here are the best from my August collection:

Can you tell which ones are new and which ones are remakes? Post your answer below. I’ll be back next week to give you the answer!

It’s my birthday and I’ll laugh if I want to!

Written By: JoJoisms - Sep• 08•20

It’s my birthday today! I’m 42 years old. Well, I am the way I count. I vowed that once I got to 50, I’d start counting backwards. I’m still a ways from passing my kids on the way down though.

I may be older, but at least I’m thinner! Menopause hadn’t been very good to me. I had been mostly thin my entire life until the Menopause Fairy cursed me at 37. At 5′ nuthin’, I was about 103 most of my life even after having my daughter until just after I had my son nine years later.

At that point I began creeping up the scale of poundage til I rested at what I thought was fat for me: 115. Looking back now at a picture my husband took of me then, I looked skinny!

However, after my total hysterectomy four years ago, the Menopause Fairy kicked it up a notch and I tipped the scale at 152! After a few years of exercising and cutting out everything but bread and water (only I couldn’t have the bread), I had lost a whopping couple of pounds and I teetered back and forth between 147 and 149.

So, when a Facebook friend asked me if she could help, I didn’t think anything would work. But let me tell you Mary, my health coach, was no match for the Menopause Fairy! My goal was to get down to 115 and at the time I’m writing this I’m 122 and seven pounds from goal.

It’s been six months and I am so happy to have found something that actually worked for me. Unfortunately, I’m not at goal weight, but I am at a MAJOR milestone. I’m actually UNDER 120!! Weigh in today is: 119.4!

Big thanks to Mary! You can click that link or let me know if you want to chat with her about how your weight loss journey could go!

So, who has the last laugh, Menopause Fairy? Who? Me! That’s who! Cuz it’s my birthday and I’ll laugh if I want to!