JoJoisms

Mark Twain FUN

Written By: JoJoisms - Nov• 30•13

Today is Mark Twain’s birthday! He left behind some funny sayings/quotes so I thought I’d share a few today.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
“There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.”

“I’d rather have my ignorance than another man’s knowledge, because I’ve got so much more of it.”
“Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”
“‘Classic’—a book which people praise and don’t read.”

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