So the other day someone called and left a message on my iPhone and made a comment about my recording.  I had forgotten all about it. I put it on several months ago when it was brand new:

“You have reached JoJo’s new iPhone.  I’m either not out right now or I don’t remember how to answer.  Leave a message at the tone and, if I can figure out how to listen to it, I’ll call you back..unless I can’t figure that out either.  In which case, I recommend you mail me a letter.”

Still cracks me up…so I’ll leave it.