I’ve been spammed by the best of ’em and I have never replied, responded, clicked to unsubscribe or (heaven forbid) taken them up on their offer.  And, apparently, at least one of them feels badly about that:

Subject line: I am hurt

From: user-rt@myonlinebussiness.com; on behalf of; Mike Gomez [moneywithgomez@yahoo.com]

Hey,

Quite frankly, I’m upset.

I have been trying to give you this link
for you to enroll for free, and you have not done it.

Get here at this time

This is invitation-only, and I have been
Professionally inviting you.

It was very hard for me to obtain this for you,
so don’t waste it, and don’t ignore my gift

Please do this today now!

Talk soon,
Mike Gomez

I offended a spammer and I’m not sorry!