The Menopause Shuffle

Written By: JoJoisms

The Menopause Shuffle by JoJo Tabares


Freezing cold while outside snows
So on the wooly blanket goesmenopause hypothyroidism
Put on the socks and comfy frocks
Sweater, leather, let down the locks

Ten minutes time I start to whine
Because my gauge is out of line
A heat from deep below the skin
That travels fast and from within

A minute later just like a tater
Toasted, dripping, alligator
Hair goes up, blankets fluffed
To every corner throw the stuff

On it goes, shuffle the clothes
Hot then cold then other woes
Quick! On then off, don’t be too slow
Hope you all enjoy the show


  1. Tanya says:

    That’s funny and understandable

  2. Tanya says:

    I enjoyed that

  3. JoJoisms says:

    So glad.

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  5. Ashe says:

    Placebo is much more powerful. You see the resaon placebo works is? because of your mind. If thou canst believe, all things are possible to them that believe. I love just how wonderfully easy God makes it for us. It’s all you baby.

  6. Fybe says:

    Cool article, It was funny.

  7. JoJoisms says:


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