Earlier this month, I saw a sign that looked just like this one. I had to read it about three times because it just didn’t make any sense. Then I realized what they meant. They are selling fors, just no ifs, ands or buts!
Mr. Sandman…bring me a dream
Written By: JoJoisms
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Mr. Sandman…bring me a dream…
And make it last til 6:17 (am)
Don’t want to wake until it is over
And I don’t want any Z’s left over!
You sang that, didn’t you? ;D
My secret ARIDzona prank idea
Written By: JoJoisms
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You might already know this, but it doesn’t snow here in Phoenix, ARIDzona.
Every CHRISTmas, I make a decoration using Arizona Snow. It’s a compound that grows when wet and looks like real snow.
They say you need to water it every week to ten days, but here in ARIDzona it’s so arid, we need to water it every other day.
I always wanted to buy enough of it to sprinkle all of my front lawn…in AUGUST! I’d water it just before sunrise and peep out the window to see my neighbor’s reactions. LOL
Alas, we are moving in a few months. Ah well.
27 Year Anniversary
Written By: JoJoisms
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It’s my 27th wedding anniversary today and I have to confess something.
Two years ago, my MIL gave us this beautiful silver clock picture frame for our silver anniversary.
We have yet to put a picture of us in there.
Why?
Well, originally, because we didn’t have a wedding picture this size.
We’ve had some hilarious comments from friends who come to visit.
“Who are they?”
“Why don’t you put your own picture in there?”
We usually tell them, they are younger and look better than we do. LOL
“Three Eyes!” Or would that be “Six Eyes!”
Written By: JoJoisms
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Found this graphic while looking for something else the other day and it reminded me of a childhood insult that would no longer be appropriate if you wore this pair of glasses! I wore glasses as a kid and was called Four Eyes a few times. I would have loved to have had these in my pocket at the ready in response! ROFL
“Caution: We Bite!”
Written By: JoJoisms
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The little sign on the left says, “Caution: We Bite!” In that case, I don’t think I’ll ask for any service.
My iPhone recorded message-should I keep it?
Written By: JoJoisms
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So the other day someone called and left a message on my iPhone and made a comment about my recording. I had forgotten all about it. I put it on several months ago when it was brand new:
“You have reached JoJo’s new iPhone. I’m either not out right now or I don’t remember how to answer. Leave a message at the tone and, if I can figure out how to listen to it, I’ll call you back..unless I can’t figure that out either. In which case, I recommend you mail me a letter.”
Still cracks me up…so I’ll leave it.
My Purple Movie
Written By: JoJoisms
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Jan•
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This is a funny video I put up on YouTube that shares my purple obsession:
