JoJoisms

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Apparently, I had a screw loose.

After falling asleep and breaking my glasses, having the dr refuse to examine me because I wouldn’t consent to the air soft GUN glaucoma test and encountering various additional, yet hilarious, delays in obtaining my replacement glasses, I was granted a stay of execution on my glasses crises for a short period of time. And […]

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I just can’t “Be THAT Man!”

My spam is getting ridiculous lately. The other day I got one with a subject line, “Be That Man!” To which I wanted to respond, “I can’t on account of the fact that I’m a woman!”

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Here’s your purple sign!

I have always loved the color purple…Mom said from the time I was born.  Several years ago, I became a little obsessive about it. I only wear purple.  Every day I wear something that is purple.  Now my glasses are purple too. I have a purple purse, wallet, water bottle, pens, pads of paper, etc.  […]

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Speak with conviction?

As many of you know, I am also an author of Art of Eloquence communication materials.  So when I find gems like this Taylor Mali YouTube video, I just need to pass this on.  He’s a former teacher turned comedian.  It’s called Speak with Conviction and talks about how we are becoming a generation of […]

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My name is JoJo and I have To Do List OCD

Since I have brain fog so severe, I can’t remember my own address, I have taken up list making.  I have a To Do list on my desk, a list of daily tasks in Outlook and several master lists under various categories for things I need to do.  I even have a master list of […]

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Brain fog so thick I could cut it with a knife…

As the TV commercial used to say, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Unfortunately, after years of Hashiomoto’s Disease, Fibromyalgia, Insomnia, Adrenal Fatigue and some Menopausal issues… JoJoism#474 “My brain fog is so thick I could cut it with a knife…if I could remember where I keep them.” JoJoisms: Revealing Life’s Truths…as I […]

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Daylight SAVINGS?

If you think about it, Daylight Savings Time really doesn’t SAVE any daylight. It never did.  We have exactly the same amount of daylight we had before DST.  It’s just distributed differently on the clock. It’s kind of like that I Love Lucy episode where Lucy changes the clock back an hour to give herself […]

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Crisis a Day Club

Don’tcha just hate it when you discover you’re subscribed to something you never wanted?  This year, every time I downloaded something, it automatically came with Google Chrome.  After a while I’d discover it and uninstall it.  Annoying! Two months ago, I inadvertently signed up for the Crisis a Day Club.  Last weekend I unsubscribed. It […]

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Worship songs gone corporate with Tim Hawkins

Tim Hawkins is a Christian comedian with a passion for music.  Check out his Corporate Worship Songs.

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Apparently, I owe myself money

Last week, I received an email from the admin of the Art of Eloquence website.  It said that I owed Art of Eloquence money and to please remit payment immediately.  Art of Eloquence is MY company and *I* am the admin. Don’t you just hate it when you borrow money from yourself and don’t pay […]

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