“For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.” Jeremiah 29:11 Sometimes when so many difficult things happen so close together, we fail to see the humor in the situation. We fail to see the good in it […]
Read the rest of this entry »“Three Eyes!” Or would that be “Six Eyes!”
Found this graphic while looking for something else the other day and it reminded me of a childhood insult that would no longer be appropriate if you wore this pair of glasses! I wore glasses as a kid and was called Four Eyes a few times. I would have loved to have had these in […]
Read the rest of this entry »JoJoisms Year in Review
Okay, so I’ve only been blogging JoJoisms since 8/28//2013 so I don’t have a full year in review, but let’s review the Top stories by popularity (most number of comments and presumably the most number of giggles). Counting backwards from ten to the number one: 10. Here Lies My Flip Phone was a post about […]
Read the rest of this entry »Apparently, I had a screw loose.
After falling asleep and breaking my glasses, having the dr refuse to examine me because I wouldn’t consent to the air soft GUN glaucoma test and encountering various additional, yet hilarious, delays in obtaining my replacement glasses, I was granted a stay of execution on my glasses crises for a short period of time. And […]
Read the rest of this entry »Another Day; Another Crisis
Is there a target on my back? No, really. Look. Cuz every single day for almost two months, I’ve had a crisis or two or twelve to handle. Weird stuff. So weird you wouldn’t even believe me. You probably think I’m exaggerating. I wish I was. What kinds of things have happened in the past […]
Read the rest of this entry »My New L@@K and the Moral(s) of this Story
After two weeks of eye doctor and optician struggle, I’m grapely pleased to announce that I have my new plum colored glasses! I was cautiously optimistic as I drove out to pick them up yesterday, fearing I’d find them in the shape of yellow stars like Elton John in one of his album covers. But […]
Read the rest of this entry »Yes, Virginia, there is a part five!
My life is…complicated. What takes most people a few minutes to accomplish, takes me at least six or seven days. Weird stuff happens to me and absolutely NOTHING is as simple as even I expect so…of course there’s a part five! In order to fully comprehend the silliness of this post, you’ll need to become […]
Read the rest of this entry »The Great Eye Glass Case-part three
If you haven’t read the first two installments of The Great Eye Glass Case, you can catch Freshly Pressed Glasses and Dr. StrongArm, I Presume by clicking on the links. After traveling around the city l@@king for an eye doctor who could see me that day, I made an appointment at my local Vision Works […]
Read the rest of this entry »Dr. StrongArm, I Presume
If you are just joining me, you’ll want to read yesterday’s hilarious post about how I Freshly Pressed my glasses. To continue this long and giggle-ridden story, I turn your attention to the very next day. I have a thing about eyes. I figure if God meant for ANYthing to touch your eyes, He wouldn’t […]
Read the rest of this entry »Freshly Pressed Glasses
So the other day, I’m watching TV in bed when all of a sudden I realize I can’t see! Feeling around on my face, I discover I’m not wearing my glasses. Apparently, I fell asleep without realizing it and woke up after a visit from the glasses fairy. They aren’t anywhere I can see, though […]
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